BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY, VERY BIG NEWS

Written by Dave Mercer on December 2, 2010

OK! So we can’t tell you what it is or when it’s happening but just know this it’s BIG NEWS. It’s such BIG NEWS that we think that the news of this news is BIG NEWS. Because it really is that BIG. Just trust us this is REALLY SUPER- DUPER-CRAZY-KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF-KIND OF OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD BIG NEWS! Think of the 2 biggest news stories you’ve ever heard of. If they had a baby, it would be this news! So, stay tuned it’s coming up soon and just so you know…it’s BIG!

It’s so BIG we may even have to hire the, “I want my two dollars” newspaper kid from the movie Better Off Dead to spread the BIG NEWS!

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